Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.


Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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WHAT I DO WEN SOMEONE CHEATS ON ME OR MY COUSIN(Sakura98)!!!!
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