Not long ago I was born, but soon after I sustained a head injury. This was when I discovered my acute ability to control my ADD, which greatly assisted in my poorly inadequate excuse of a life. FIRST! I am not emo, a pitiful name such as that is extremely misleading and should not be concieved as a thought from the above statement. A great explanation often contains sorrow: oh what a woe!! SECONDLY! I have considered my release of my paranoia, so aliens exist!! so the government lyin!!
But being reserved is an art, why do I suck at it so? Now, assorted images!



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