My name is Dylan and i now reside in Oklahoma...
My name in Japan is Sakuye Takanami.
So is my Chattango name.
Im real nice and funny.

Now on to the funny s***.

92% of American Teens would DIE today if MySpace and Facebook suddenly had a system error and crashed forever. If you are part of the 8% laughing their asses off, put this on your page LOL

98% of the teens have already moved on to rap. Paste this in your profile if you're the 2% that rocks out everyday
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95% of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump.The other 5% would bring a chair and popcorn.Copy and Paste this on youre account if your one of the 5%